They've been through a lot, tbh.
There's a dad joke for everyone.
We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out.
The world would be a much goober place if we all just DMed each other doggo pics every once in awhile!!!
Like...how have you lived?
Straight people love to project themselves onto characters from Friends.
Is it the Year 3000 yet?
Hitman [popping out of my closet]: dear god man. lasagna in bed