I hate when lecturers tell jokes like bro this isn’t live at the Apollo just tell me what I need to know so I can leave
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Week 3 of uni. still don’t understand anything. bag is overflowing with loose paper notes that only half make sense. deadlines are coming on work i havent started and i cant remember the password for my uni account.
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Y’all really be pulling all nighters to study?? if i don’t know it by 12 then i just don’t know it lmao
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100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days
500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
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I skip test questions like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them
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4pm: wow i have so much work
7pm: *wakes up*
7-11pm: *finds any way to procrastinate*
11pm: “the amount of work college gives me is ridiculous and so unreasonable they have no idea how hard it is to get everything done in such a short time i have a LIFE you know”.
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High school bathroom graffiti: brittneys a hoe!!
College bathroom graffiti: Our entire society was founded on racism and misogyny
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College is cool because people can cry or sleep anywhere and everyone completely understands the situation
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*studying for exam in college*
Me reading notes: ‘Tetrahymena thermophila are free-living pond ciliate which have a macro-nuclear draft genome of 180 chromosomes and 25,000 genes’
Me in my head: “Yeah most of this is pretty much common sense anyway”
*goes to sleep
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