18 Brutally Real Marriage Tweets That Are 100% True And 200% Hilarious
Still waiting for my husband to apologize for what he did in my dream last night.
14 Moms Who Roasted Their Kids Within An Inch Of Their Lives
Me: I'm just having a blonde moment. My mom: Your whole life has been a blonde moment.
30 Jokes You’ll Only Understand If You’re Probably Going To Be Single Forever
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
25 People Got Brutally Real About Having Friends With Kids
Show me one or two photos of the kids. Not the whole album.
16 Tweets That Prove That White People Actually Do Have Culture
Oh, white people have no culture? Try again, sweaty.
15 Hilarious Tweets That’ll Make Students Say “Big Mood”
I skip test questions like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.
22 Insane Ideas That Are Actually Pure Genius
These Ideas 2020.
18 Reasons People Swipe Left On Dating Apps
I swipe left on anyone with a pic of them playing a sport, because I refuse to entertain the idea of eventually having to go watch their games.
20+ Tiny Reasons People Have Actually Ended Relationships
He proudly told me he hadn’t gone to the dentist in 10 years.
20 Tweets That Absolutely EVERYONE Can Agree On, I Don’t Care Who You Are
Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in hurry because they can sense fear.
16 “No Man Has All Five” Tweets That Are Downright Hilarious
You'll never find anyone with all five.
If These 14 Tweets Don’t Make You Laugh, I Don’t Know What Will
You: Let’s get this bread. J.D. Salinger, an intellectual: Let’s catch this rye.