#1 On Halloween:

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#2 My mom’s back at it again.

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#3 On trombones:

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#4 My friend and her inventive spelling. She’s a goldmine for this stuff.

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#5 On Eggos:

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#6 On water:

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#7 On expiration dates

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#8 On breakfast:

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#9 On ice:

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#10 On splinters:

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#11 On calcium:

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#12 On pasta:

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#13 On birds:

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#14 On shrimp:

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#15 On meds:

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#16 Liquid zoo.

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#17 On grammar:

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#18 Big laugh.

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#19 On cleanliness:

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#20 My favourite… triangle food with topping.

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#21 On love:

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#22 On applause.

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#23 On breathing:

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#24 On restaurants:

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#25 On cowboys:

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#26 On girls:

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#27 On nieces:

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#28 On food:

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