Listening to my kids argue on vacation is just like being at home except I have an ocean view.
sarcasticmommy4 / Via twitter.com

If you bring food and kids to the beach it’s best to just think of sand as a condiment.
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My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now.
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On a flight I once asked the flight attendant to switch my seat as I was sitting next to a screaming baby.
Apparently you’re not allowed to do that if it’s your own baby.
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It started as a family road trip but quickly morphed into a Bathrooms of America tour.
mommajessiec / Via twitter.com

I love going on vacation because I get to be woken up at 5am by my kids in an exotic place.
FatherWithTwins / Via twitter.com

80% of taking your kids on vacation is keeping them out of gift shops.
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Traveling with kids is just yelling, “STOP THAT OR I’M TAKING YOU HOME!” in a different city.
sarcasticmommy4 / Via twitter.com

My wife suggested taking the kids on a camping vacation and I reminded my wife that it would be unfair to bring that kind of noise pollution into the wilderness.
thedad / Via twitter.com

It’s not a family vacation until someone threatens to throw a prized possession from a moving vehicle.
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By the end of a vacation with small children, you look forward to getting an interrupted night’s sleep in your own bed.
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The one big perk of going on vacation with my kids is that the bags under my eyes now have a tan.
DadandBuried / Via twitter.com

Good thing we spent thousands of dollars traveling to another country so my kids could play their iPads in a hotel room instead of at home.
UnfilteredMama / Via twitter.com

If you guys ever want to know what it felt like to wear the scarlet ‘A’, board a plane with 4 kids.
JennyPentland / Via twitter.com

Having a kid: $
Having multiple kids: $$
Going on vacation with your kids: $$$
Spending the entire trip furiously screaming at your kids, ruining everyone’s experience: PRICELESS
DadandBuried / Via twitter.com

Parent: What was your favorite ride on your trip to Disney World?
Toddler: The baggage carousel at the airport!
Parent: [sigh]
ParentNormal / Via twitter.com

What’s better than a 12 hour drive with a screaming 1 year old? Not including hepatitis.
VancityReynolds / Via twitter.com

Kids’ complaints on vacation:
- No wifi on beach
- Sand is sandy
- Ocean has salt in it
- Lobsters? I want pizza.
- Too outdoorsy outside
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I’m back from a weekend away with the kids.
Notice I did not use the word “vacation”?it
That was deliberate.
LetMeStart / Via twitter.com

There are men who have scaled Everest who wouldn’t dare to travel with two kids under 3.
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