#1 This very heated Pinocchio stan:

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#2 This hip new American catchphrase:

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#3 This person with an interesting debate strategy:

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#4 This person named Gavin who’s very upset:

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#5 This disturbing way to think about charging a cellphone:

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#6 This concerning alternate universe:

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#7 This breakfast that doesn’t sound quite as appealing:

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#8 This not-so-horrible goose:

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#9 This chicken pun I wish I had never heard:

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#10 This new spin on “OK boomer”:

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#11 This invention that would have been helpful in middle school:

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#12 This person who’s apparently not allowed to do their job:

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#13 This statement that’s honestly just a fact:

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#14 This poor sister who just needs sleep:

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#15 This person who literally found their other half and gave them some important advice:

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#16 This post that will make you say, “One of these is not like the others”:

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