I actually love valentine’s day like I think it’s adorable that we have a holiday celebrating love. and the aesthetic is impeccable you have to admit.
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If you single for Valentine’s day just remember somebody in love is getting cheated on right now
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Instead of buying him gifts on Valentine’s Day, just give him the money let him pay the people he’s owing.
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5-year-old: *makes a Valentine’s Day card*
Me: Who’s it for?
5: Me. I like me the most.
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If you’re bored on Valentine’s Day just go up to random couples in restaurants and shout “Who the fu*k is she?!”
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If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.
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Ima evade my taxes for Valentine’s Day at least the IRS will want me
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I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day to be done and over with so stores can take the conversation heart candies off the shelves so I can get my jawline back
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My husband just came home with flowers and a gift for me because…wait for it…he thinks Valentine’s Day is on the 5th of Feb! I laughed a lot but he’s too cute!
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Pancake Day > Valentine’s Day
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This Valentine’s Day, tell her how much she means to you. Tell her how much you love her. Tell her… with the Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
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#15 Celebrate yourself.
Me on Valentine’s Day pic.twitter.com/WaBkgtAZwR— Drunk Posts (@durnkposts) February 5, 2020
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