Recently, twitter user @exfatalist asked “what was something about aging you always thought was a trope but turned out to be true?”


exfatalist / Via twitter.com

In this thread on Twitter, people are revealing that while not all the ominous warnings they heard about aging are true, there are some of them that are, and they start early.

#1
You really do care less about what other people think you as you get older. It’s rather wonderful.
IslaBoag / Via twitter.com

#2
The 90s were 10 years ago and that’s never going to change.
typesetjez / Via twitter.com

#3
- Getting mad when the grocery store rearranges their layout.

- Getting excited over new cleaning tools/gadgets.

- Turning down the volume on the car radio when I need to see where I’m going.
lilithine / Via twitter.com

#4
A lot of modern music sounds weird/horrible. Being young and loving music I always said I would keep up with music trends as I got older. But no. I can’t abide 85% of what I hear to be honest; and am still wedded to the music of my youth.
PippinDrill / Via twitter.com

#5
I was sleeping, why does my body hurt?
ProfChestnut / Via twitter.com

#6
I remember being told “enjoy the clubs now because one day you won’t want to leave the house after 10pm”

Me (at 25) That’s lame! I’ll never stay in watching tv

Me (at 40) Netflix! Hulu! DVR! I’m staying up til 3am still, but I’m in my pjs with a hot chocolate
SnarkyCoffeeMom / Via twitter.com

#7
How fast a year would feel. It’s so bizarre. My mom used to always say “it’ll be next Christmas before we know it.” And I was like “you’re goddamn nuts, woman, that will take forever.” Now it’s like I look away for five minutes and it’s next month. I hate this!
karawrite / Via twitter.com

#8
Watching history repeat and feeling helpless to do anything about it.
watermia / Via twitter.com

#9
People half your age .dressing the way you did 30 years ago only now it’s vintage
twitfics / Via twitter.com

#10
When socks are no longer an unwelcome Christmas present.
peter_ravn / Via twitter.com

#11
There is no point where you’re suddenly a “grown up”.

You just one day find yourself older with more bills, unearned backache and no clue how you’re fooling people?!
JeskaWillow / Via twitter.com

#12
Chin hair gets braver with time.
EMaietta / Via twitter.com

#13
Not being able to bounce back after doing something less than healthy.

Me at 16: *eat two whole cheesesteaks and most of the fries for lunch, feel normal by dinner*

Me at 32: *eat a cheesesteak and some fries for lunch, dead by 3pm*
kaldrenon / Via twitter.com

#14
Eye sight dropping off a cliff

Suddenly being the old person who talks to young people and seeing ” urgh why is he talking to us look”

Young people in tech stores assuming I’m an idiot.

Being grumpy a lot.
jonoabroad / Via twitter.com

#15
Waking up way too early and just … being awake for the day because you can’t fall back asleep. What even is that.
FuzzBeedEli / Via twitter.com

#16
Trying hard not to be one of those people who dismisses anyone young on principle, but still instinctively thinking “but he’s about 12!” when you see someone under 28 in any position of responsibility.
mockferret / Via twitter.com

#17
As a kid I thought it was crazy my dad didn’t automatically know his age. Now I have to do complex mathematics across a century every time someone asks me how old I am.
mentink21 / Via twitter.com

#18
How your body changes. Aches and pains, but also it just becomes foreign with time. New food intolerances, new sleep patterns, new shapes to your legs and hips, etc.

Thankfully, you also stop caring about a lot of things that don’t matter, many of which are physical.
ashleymarinep / Via twitter.com

#19
Actually worrying you might die when you get a minor injury/illness.

Me, 24, with H1N1: WHATEVER I’M GONNA TAKE A LONG LUNCH TO HIT THE DOCTOR AFTER 3 WEEKS THEN BACK TO BUSINESS.

Me, 35, tripping in my own home: I wonder how long it will take for someone to find my body.
poodlesprings / Via twitter.com

#20
Brussels sprouts are yummy, now. I might even not hate asparagus much.

Also, after decades of preferring dark/neutral colors for everything, picking bright colors for stuff like earphones and phone covers, just so I can see where I put them down. I’m not even 50 yet.
markzero / Via twitter.com