my coworker called in (yet again) and said she had a nail on her tire that caused her to have a flat. i need everyone to stop what they’re doing and ZOOM IN TO THE NAIL IN THE PICTURE SHE SENT MY BOSS pic.twitter.com/4NcJGuvF4F— syd the kid (@sydneyywhitson) January 8, 2020
Dam i need me a freak like grandpa joe pic.twitter.com/EDPSj8wKpn— AJ MARROQUIN (@ajdeluxe_) January 8, 2020
me pressing “accept cookies” knowing exactly nothing of what they are https://t.co/qsYgiUPYdb— (@kealey___) January 8, 2020
What's the biggest problem you have with your name?— Marcus Vance (@MarcusCVance) January 9, 2020
My biggest problem?
Me: "Hi, I'm Marcus. Nice to meet you."
Business people: "Hi, Marcus. Do you go by Mark?"
Me: "No. If I did then don't you think I'd introduce myself as that?"
Kinglrg_ / Via twitter.com
1 minute before the museum closes pic.twitter.com/k3eWQoZ6vc— COLiN BURGESS (@Colinoscopy) January 8, 2020
be honest babe did he do timed multiplications tests faster than me?— Chase (@chaselyons) January 11, 2020
Gmail when you sign in with an unauthorised device https://t.co/K5iELTquaR— Currymuncher (@Currymuncher00) January 11, 2020
when I’m already up and one of my alarms goes off when I’m getting ready— andrew (@aandrewwz) January 13, 2020
just me or has this mf been 13 for ten years https://t.co/WgdfubiKza— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) January 9, 2020
hang it up flatscreen pic.twitter.com/RDhmYWQAxx— lizzie anya (@lasagnabby) January 10, 2020
Me explaining to my kid that all their uncles and aunts are just my old friends who been loyal since day one https://t.co/I17NmlQ7Zm— AJ Terry (@KingKoldd) January 9, 2020
just smoke one of these and forget about her bro pic.twitter.com/xwuBNJuVof— rob (@ghoulcabin) January 10, 2020