#1 On time:

https://orgasmic-humor.tumblr.com/post/114732507950

#2 On Macca’s:

https://slothlifechoseme.tumblr.com/post/54091691255/runyouclevertimelord-spankmeniall

#3 On money:

https://little-tealeafs-nook.tumblr.com/post/171824149096/argumate-oh-jesus-christ-cannot-unsee-oh-my-god

#4 On Hemsworths:

https://fluffmugger.tumblr.com/post/110428540272/freudensteins-monster-fluffmugger-micky402-this

#5 On basic conversation:

https://saintmcfly.tumblr.com/post/55771740373/alittlefurtheroutoftheway-mythorns-to-non

#6 On our national food:

https://baconfather.tumblr.com/post/126626000837/leela-summers-australian-cuisine-are-you

#7 And fairy bread:

https://australians-assemble.tumblr.com/post/74823487090/ding-ding-motherfuckers-mssrsmoony

#8 On Vegemite:

https://australians-assemble.tumblr.com/post/63459049814/5secsofsumner-somewherelukes

#9 On treats:

https://australians-assemble.tumblr.com/post/83702114956/cuntphrase-unpopularqueen-i-literally

#10 And more treats:

https://australians-assemble.tumblr.com/post/46576993066/thewholockiansareinthetardis-everhaynes-omg

#11 On normal sentences:

https://annetagonist.tumblr.com/post/68769337960/i-confused-some-poor-non-australian

#12 On chips:

https://australians-assemble.tumblr.com/post/45104755808/jpadalicki-hiddlesbatchlove

#13 On translation:

https://concretestate.tumblr.com/post/117216274966/bagelbitesofficial-goondrinker-smashes-a

#14 On birthdays:

https://stele3.tumblr.com/post/164641708640/languageoclock-argumate-vintar-im-watching

#15 And birthday parties:

https://theonyxranger.tumblr.com/post/148619196242/aussie-kids-party-aesthetic

#16 On legitimate phrases:

https://horsefieldmix.tumblr.com/post/130869456623/loathlylady-today-i-heard-the-phrase-yeah-nah

#17 On cake:

https://strawberryniki.tumblr.com/post/122749327792/you-know-youre-australian-when

#18 On Wagon Wheels:

https://rosiedoll.tumblr.com/post/95037136164/breadmaakesyoufat-fabled-foreigntongues

And Gaytimes:

https://plantohead.tumblr.com/post/39125653996/my-dad-gave-me-a-golden-gaytime-ive-never-been

And Maltesers:

https://niibu-desu.tumblr.com/post/87807029353/no-rest-in-hell-ecstasysmom

#19 On comebacks:

https://australians-assemble.tumblr.com/post/40756517835/fruitybumbum-android18-can-australians

#20 On Milo:

https://dylanobrien.tumblr.com/post/163740564296/ginnyofgryffindor-wistfulgem

#21 On sausage sizzles:

https://imperator-spewriosa.tumblr.com/post/125635803723/marisolwriteswords-hollowedskin

#22 On shopping:

https://pinklikeme.tumblr.com/post/142460354057/koobaxion-jncos-straightallies-jncos

#23 On cafeterias:

https://croatoan-the-line.tumblr.com/post/89341343109/lastofthetimeladies-mihlayn-are-cafeterias-a

#24 On lemonade:

https://blasianxbri.tumblr.com/post/153762495403

#25 On pronunciation:

https://locke-ripped-his-clothes-off.tumblr.com/post/112395589335/mrrightandmrbubble-cyborg-slayers-do-some-people

#26 On fashion:

https://distraction.tumblr.com/post/105217977495/15piecesofflare-experminate

#27 On birds:

https://horticulturalcephalopod.tumblr.com/post/79346970002/bullshitcockroach-horticulturalcephalopod

And how terrifying they are:

https://angsthound.tumblr.com/post/120812655926/ecnamor-lacimehc-ym-gallifrey-feels

#28 On heat:

https://notchicken.tumblr.com/post/73668782358

#29 And hell:

https://dem-queer-animals.tumblr.com/post/73397451347/kittiesarecuter-confitureestmadrogue-not-a

#30 On the Great Emu War:

https://h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s.tumblr.com/post/61007438587

#31 On weird weather:

https://bansheesandhellhounds.tumblr.com/post/111559451884/punks-not-tragedies-so-i-was-reading-my

#32 On history:

https://polarizingtroye.tumblr.com/post/126266353660/do-you-have-any-facts-about-australia-i-have-to-a

#33 On birthday gifts:

https://australians-assemble.tumblr.com/post/120048041617/dwarfishaxis-slashfilled-mind-kyriarchy

#34 On traffic:

https://asgardtotrenzalore.tumblr.com/post/167576893161/ifloatonwords-simply-funsize-i-love-our

#35 And finally, on love:

https://justmakebelieve.tumblr.com/post/34290719572/dark-serenade-davidscustomglasses

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