#1
I don’t wanna go to school in the morning. I went last time.
Ali, 3 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#2
I talk a lot. I don’t know why. I have questions all the time!
Harper, 6 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#3
Can you give me a timeout? I want to be alone.
Anonymous, 5 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#4
Can I marry someone if they’re older than me? I love older women!
Anonymous, 5 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#5
Bears have lots of fur because jackets would look weird on them.
Anonymous, 7 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#6
When your heart is broken, it’s like a thunderstorm on the inside.
Joey, 5 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#7
(While playing with trucks…) I don’t have the energy for this.
Anonymous, 5 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#8
Why can’t it be Monday, Tuesday, Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday?
Anonymous, 7 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#9
When I turn 5, I’m retiring from soccer.
Walker, 4 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#10
Sometimes when I get mad, I go to my room and whisper bad words.
Anonymous, 5 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#11
I’m not mad! I’m just hungry and I hate you.
Anonymous, 7 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#12
My mother says I should just ignore people I don’t like and well, that’s you.
Noah, 8 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#13
Have you been to kindergarten? Because you are acting like you haven’t.
Anonymous, 5 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#14
I don’t really want a husband, but I would like help around the house.
Anonymous, 7 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#15
If I could go into the future, I would check to see if I have a beard.
Tom, 8 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#16
When I put on my hood, it means I don’t want to talk … Can you help me put on my hood?
Anonymous, 6 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#17
My mother is the boss and my dad helps her.
Anonymous, 6 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#18
My brother wants to be a marine biologist when he grows up, so I want to be a dolphin, then we’ll be together forever.
Anonymous, 7 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#19
I just want to go home, eat an apple, and talk to my mom.
Anonymous, 6 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

#20
Whenever you cry, I wish I was a spider. Then I would spin you a tissue.
Walter, 6 years old / livefromsnacktime / Via instagram.com

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