#1 “How can I describe this woman as friendly? Ah, I’VE GOT IT.”

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#2 “I’m such an artist with words.”

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#3 Physically impossible.

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#4 “Of course I know why some women are confrontational!!!”

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#5 I just…

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#6 Whoa.

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#7 “This is definitely how a father would describe his daughter.”

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#8 “Mm, yes. Flesh skeleton.”

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#9 Two pages in. I’m afraid to keep reading.

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#10 “I know what women want to hear because I am an expert.”

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#11 “Since women peak at age 19, I want to make sure readers know she’s not a decrepit 36-year-old!!!!!!”

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#12 “This is Pulitzer material.”

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#13 “I can write women really well because I’ve had exactly one conversation with a woman.”

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#14 “I’ve done this to zero women but I know it makes sense.”

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#15 “What do you mean, ‘this sounds creepy?’”

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#16 “I’VE GOT IT. PUPPIES.”

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