#1 Sea turtles are not angry at humans for ocean pollution. They are just very disappointed with us.

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#2 21st century cats must be fully charged every 24 hours

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#3 If you wash your Tiger to often it´s colours will fade.

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#4 Chocolate Labradors melt in direct sunlight.

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#5 The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want a cuddle.

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#6 De-clawing your cat will lead to them becoming more aggressive. And they become very resourceful about finding replacements for their missing claws.

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#7 Some dogs are known to disguise themselves as platypuses, usually for tax reasons.

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#8 Red Pandas are known fans of Dragon Ball Z and can often be seen re-enacting the fusion dance.

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#9 The platypus is the only mammal known for its exhibitionism.

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#10 After migrating to Northern hemisphere, Australian Spider-Cats need over one month to adopt to local gravity.

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#11 Never underestimate a cat’s dedication to wake you up in the morning. Here you can see one who rescued their owner after an avalanche in order to get fed.

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#12 Using live traps to get rid of opossums has begun to backfire as the opossums are using their prison time to get jacked, making them stronger than ever when they get back on the streets.

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#13 Welsh farmer Amaethon Jones from Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch bred the longest cow on Earth. Sadly, the cow is very conscious about her length and refuses to be photographed in its entirety.

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#14 Of all sunbathing species, on average seals have the highest levels of self-confidence.

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#15 After the popularity of the “longcat” meme in 2006, New Delhi scientist Itisha Catashnek began a highly controversial breeding program, injecting cat sperm with snake DNA. In 2015 she succeeded.

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#16 All Royal Canadian Mounted Police on active duty will be issued an official beaver companion starting in 2018. A small scale study found active duty beavers helped reduce aggression and 78% of people who encountered the beavers said they felt “more Canadian” afterwards.

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#17 One toner is usually enough for ~10,000 goats. When you goat looks like this you know it’s time for a new cartridge.

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#18 When in heat, rhinos will try to impress small waterfowl by revealing their full plumage.

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