#1 This doesn’t even need a caption. I should literally delete every other picture on this page and replace them all with this and put “mission accomplished” in my bio. My work here is done. All joking aside, this guy is a champ and a half! Giving us dads a good name!

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#2 From dressed to the nines to asleep by nine

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#3 Every once in a while, parenthood is a major improvement

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#4 For obvious reasons, this cat has learned to sleep with one eye open

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#5 Made our 1 year wedding anniversary picture!

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#6 Honeymoon’s over!

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#7 Parenting Gets You Into Some Sticky Situations. (These Captions Can’t All Be Winners!)

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#8 From “I’m on a boat!!!” to “he’s on my throat!!!” (this is one of my favorites!)

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#9 The dog days are over

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#10 From “haaaaaaayyyyyy!” to “wait! I’ve got a new complaint…”

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#11 This about sums it up

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#12 Actually maximus, no, I’m not entertained. Thanks for asking! (love how the shirt goes from sincere to ironic when the kid shows up!)

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#13 It doesn’t take long for them to go from cute to crushing

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#14 This Juxtaposition Almost Makes Me Feel Bad

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#15 From drinking together to *making drinks* together

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#16 From partying all night to Peppa’s Windy Fall Day

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#17 I’m not sure which situation is more hazardous to his health…

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#18 From da king to dafuq?!

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#19 His drinking buddies have changed

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#20 What’s the opposite of A glow up?

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