#1 “I know the perfect hiding place. IT’S GENIUS.”

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#2 “I haven’t taken a single anatomy class in my life but, trust me, I know how this works.”

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#3 “I have to make sure everyone knows that I don’t think soft women are powerful!!!!!!”

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#4 “This sounds right.”

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#5 “Ah, I know.”

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#6 “No need to second guess this. It’s definitely not problematic.”

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#7 “What emotion would titayz have if they could have an emotion? SHUT UP, I’VE GOT IT.”

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#8 “Any excuse to use ‘jumbo popovers’ in a sentence.”

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#9 “Alexa, why do girls have periods????? WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT? Never mind. I got this.”

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#10 “Trust me, I know what I’m talking about.”

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#11 “This is a good way to describe her eyeballs.”

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#12 “You know, like one of tHoSe CoLLeGe GoOrLz!”

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#13 “I gotta make sure my readers are aware of her nipp.les.”

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#14 “God, I’m hungry.”

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#15 “This is so brilliantly deep.”

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#16 “But how do I describe boobiez in the most extra way possible???”

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#17 “A woman this beautiful can only love a man. It’s science!”

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#18 “HMMMMM, what do women love about themselves???? OH, I KNOW…their beautiful flesh skeleton.”

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