Ah, summer! That glorious time for everyone except parents whose kids are home EVERY. DAMN. DAY.

If you’re one of those parents, A) Godspeed, and B) Some very funny parents are right there with you:

#1
I hate when I’ve been at home with my kids for 2 months for summer break and it’s actually only been 2 weeks.
adult_mom / Via twitter.com

#2
Me tucking the kids in at 9 PM: Remember to sleep in, it’s summer and the sun rises very early
The birds at 4 AM: WAKE UP KIDS ITS TIME TO PARTY
_cingraham / Via twitter.com

#3
SUMMER BREAK WEEK 1
Kid: Can I have a popsicle for breakfast?
Me: No, absolutely not.

SUMMER BREAK WEEK 2
Kid: Can I have a popsicle for breakfast?
Me: After you eat your real breakfast.

SUMMER BREAK WEEK 3
Kid: What’s for breakfast?
Me: Popsicles.
mommajessiec / Via twitter.com

#4
“It rubs the lotion on its skin or it doesn’t get the hose again.”
- Me trying to get my kids to wear sunscreen during summer
ramblinma / Via twitter.com

#5
It’s that weird time of day when I realize the kids are out of school for the summer, but it’s too early to start drinking.
moooooog35 / Via twitter.com

#6
[phone]
Me: I’m looking forward to summer, spending more time with the kids!

3yo: Hey mommy, wanna play a game I made up?
Me: Ok
3yo: It’s called Cheese Slap!
Me: Oh…no I changed my min-
3yo: *slaps me in the face with a piece of cheese*

[phone]
My Mom: You were saying?
LurkAtHomeMom / Via twitter.com

#7
Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon.
mommy_cusses / Via twitter.com

#8
If you think Twitter has tons of people craving attention & validation allow me to introduce you to kids doing tricks in a swimming pool.
ValeeGrrl / Via twitter.com

#9
5-year-old: We never do anything fun.
Me: I just took you out for ice cream.
5: We never do anything fun twice in a row.
XplodingUnicorn / Via twitter.com

#10
If you’re wondering how awesome my summer break is going, my kid just found a harmonica.
LetMeStart / Via twitter.com

#11
Now what?
-Kids on the 4th day of summer break
simoncholland / Via twitter.com

#12
We are one day into summer break…
The house is trashed
The wifi is off indefinitely
The kids wont speak to me
This is normal right?
Divergentmama / Via twitter.com

#13
I’m sending my kids to a free summer camp program called GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY.
PetrickSara / Via twitter.com

#14
Kids being home for summer break is really going to put a damper on all my lunch time bean flicking
aimes_sweethrt / Via twitter.com

#15
My friend has this super-organized itinerary for her kids this summer that includes things like, “Berry picking” and “Shakespeare in the park,” and I’m over here like, “Here’s a hose and a bucket. See ya in a few hours.”
ScaryMommy / Via twitter.com

#16
My kids are trying to start a fire in the basement by rubbing legos together, so if anyone wants to hang out, I’m free for the summer.
LurkAtHomeMom / Via twitter.com

#17
After a long, hard winter, my kids like to take advantage of the beautiful summer weather by playing computer games in the basement all day.
EricaWhoToYou / Via twitter.com

#18
It’s summer & I can’t get the neighbors’ kids out of my house, so I told them a black widow is hiding & I haven’t seen them since Saturday.
jjhartinger / Via twitter.com

#19
When I think I can’t take it anymore I just remind myself that it’s only 1,692 hours till school starts again.
OneFunnyMummy / Via twitter.com

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