Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?
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I havent fully stopped at a stop sign since i was born
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Is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
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Your airport outfit is very important I don’t care what anyone says
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Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something
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Does anyone actually know what you’re suppose to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
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I hate when my friends think they’re ugly, like why would I be friends with an ugly bit*h ????
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them: “it starts at 5″
me in my head: it’s starts at 5 but i gotta be there by 4, so i have to leave the house at 3, so i have to start getting ready at 1, so i have to wake up at 11
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Yeah I’m DTF
The best I can and
Fu*king it up anyway
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Remember how in EASY A Emma Stone’s parents were Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson and all anyone wanted was a saucy bedroom romp about THEM or maybe that was just me?
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I feel like a lot of people are 23 for many many years and then suddenly they are 30 does this make sense?
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If you choose a table over a booth I can’t trust you
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Bit*hes take their laptops and notebooks to coffee shops and get no work done while acting like they’re in an indie movie. i’m bit*hes.
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Today I had 800 mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but god do I walk it hard brother
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me: *gets in uber*
me: hi
uber driver: hey
me: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
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Netflix should have a category called
“easy to follow while looking at my
phone the whole time”
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Adulthood is just saying “if I can just get through this week” over and over again until you die.
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I’m a huge fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game
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Some of you were never the third friend that had to walk behind when the sidewalk is too narrow and it shows
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The “Netflix and chill” phrase was created when Netflix was trash. Now tho? You betta get the hell off me! This Netflix exclusive starting to heat up!
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My “ehh.. I get paid again soon” attitude really gets me and my bank account in trouble
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