Kids Write Jokes is a popular Twitter account that collects all of those hilariously bad jokes kids tell that aren’t quite jokes.

#1
What do you get when you cross a t-rex and a chicken
nothing but death
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#2
what does NASA stand for.
not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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#3
a boys name is shut up. his teacher asked him his name and he said “shut up”
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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#4
Whats the diffrence between a sausage roll and a rat?
your not coming to my house
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#5
Q: What kind of dinosaur loves sleep?
A: All of them! They will never wake up now.
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#6
man: you are evil
other man: i am not
man:yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
[both mans die]
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#7
how old are dinosors
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very old x100
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#8
why cant you stand under Rhiannas umbrella?
there is too many body guards under there already, probably about 50
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#9
woman: WHO ATE ALL MY RASINS?
womans brain: you ate them this morning you fool!
woman: wat is the point any more.
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#10
whats the differnce between a man and a poo
nothing
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#11
wat do old people say
ahhhh my back!
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#12
Why is the lady called Cher. Because she likes to CHER her dinner, with friends and maybe poor people for charity?
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#13
why did the crab go to prison
crimes
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#14
why did the dragon went camping
what else is he suppose to do
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#15
HEY WHATS FOR DINNER COW
POO SIR IT IS THE FRENCH WAY
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#16
Q. How did the chicken lose her hat.
A. Becase of an accident.
B. Becase the goverment stole it.
Answer: B
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#17
what did the colour orenge say to the fruit orenge ?
im calling the cops cose you stole my name
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#18
why did the chicken cross the road
he did it for an unknown reason
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#19
what did the mitten say to the hat?
You go up there and i stay down here
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#20
what do peopel call you when you break something
idiot
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