#1 This mom, who is like a really savage mirror
Me: “I swear i’m not that dumb I’m just having a blonde moment”
Mom: “Tyra your whole life has been a blonde moment”
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#2 This mom, who has jokes about your dating life
Me: yeah I’m bringing my boyfriend to dinner too
My mom: oh that’s okay, he’s inflatable so we can fit him in
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#3 This mom, who totally believes in you
Told my mom I’m too old to be a child star and she responded that I might still have a chance since my brain isn’t fully developed
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#4 This mom, who appreciates you for who you are
My mom just said, “you don’t give it up on the first date. I mean…I know you do but…” Wowwwwwwww.
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#5 This mom, who knows when to celebrate
Me: “I’m beginning to think-”
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#6 This mom, who holds no punches
mom-” nothing is free”
me- “i’m free tonight”
mom-” i heard your free every night”
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#7 This mom, who tells it like it is
I just sat down and said “it’s cold” and my mom said “just like your heart”
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#8 This mom, who will turn your wit against you
Me: mom, you talk so loud deaf people can hear you
Mom: and you’re so ugly, blind people can see you
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#9 This mom, who chimes in when necessary
Chad: when we won and I ran on the field I lost my mind!
Chad’s mom: you didn’t have far to go…
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#10 This mom, who is queen of the one-liners
me: dont judge me. i have issues.
mom: sweetie you have the whole subscription.
me *bursts into laughter*: omg that was an epic mom burn ha!
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#11 This mom, who’s not calling you ugly, but
Me: Mom, remember when I tried to climb in the kitchen window but broke your flower pot with my face?
Mom: Oh! That’s what happened to it.
Me: Your flower pot?
Mom: No, your face
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#12 This mom, who has doubts
Me: I need to get my life together
My mom: you have a life??
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#13 This mom, who knows exactly when her problems began
Alec asking for money…
Mom: *hands it over*
Alec: don’t roll your eyes at me, it’s your fault.
Mom: yeah for having you!
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#14 This mom, who can hit you with a burn so millennial it hurts your entire generation
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