Earlier this week Twitter user @bittermulattos tweeted this list claiming “no man has all five.”

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Over the course of the week, the tweet has gotten over 204,000 likes and thousands of retweets and comments.

#1 Naturally, people have been coming up with their own lists of five things people may or may not have.
No man has all five
1. texts me back
2.
3.
4.
5.
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#2 Like this Flavortown resident.
no man has all five
1. sports car
2. spiky bleached hair
3. diners
4. drive-ins
5. dives
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#3 Or this elusive mystery woman.

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#4 This list with its “subtle” mention of Rick Astley.
no man has all five:
1. perfect hair
2. a beautiful singing voice
3. the will to never give you up
4. the ability to never let you down
5. the strength to never run around and desert you
fu*k you rick astley you lying piece of sh*t you broke my heart
robfromonline / Via twitter.com

#5 Or this list including *THAT* Zara shirt.

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#6 Some stick to the original formula and make the clever lists about men.
No man has all five:
1. Clean sheets
2. The ability to make a woman cum
3. A height over 5’10
4. Willing to commit
5. Friends who aren’t drug dealers
samanthaaa_eli / Via twitter.com

#7 Ah, men.
no man has all five:
1. separate shampoo and conditioner
2. emotional intelligence
3. a blank criminal record
4. more than 3 items in their fridge
5. friends who aren’t drug dealers
AngK101 / Via twitter.com

#8 While others focus on groups like runners.
no runner has all five
1. every toenail
2. a durable body
3. airpods
4. a social life
5. fast finish
CrossProb / Via twitter.com

#9 Texans.
No Texan has all five
1. A truck
2. A stack of Whataburger numbers
3. Boots
4. An opinion on the Dallas Cowboys
5. Vegetables in their fridge
Javi386 / Via twitter.com

#10 Or this little jab at people from Buffalo.
no buffalonian has all five
1. sobriety
2. ranch in the fridge
3. snow tires
4. zubaz
5. a winning sports team
RyanMura / Via twitter.com

#11 Some focus on individuals like Luigi.
no man has all five
1. is italian
2. has a mustache
3. wears a green hat and overalls
4. is slightly taller than his brother
5. texts me back
imskytrash / Via twitter.com

#12 Shaq.
No woman has all five
1. 1st round draft pick
2. 324lbs
3. 7 foot 1
4. Star of kazaam 1996
5. Is shaq
daddydatsun / Via twitter.com

#13 And the lovely Danny Devito.
no man has all five:
1. beautiful face
2. smol body
3. kind eyes
4. cute laugh
5. toe knife
oh wait, one man does, Danny Devito
FactsDevito / Via twitter.com

#14 Some focus on Hannah Montana.
No man has all five:
1. smooth talkin’
2. so rockin’
3. everything that a girl’s wantin’
4. guitar cutie
5. plays it groovy
tranganhdong / Via twitter.com

#15 Or 2018 NL CY Young Award winner Jacob deGrom.
No woman has all five:
1. A devastating arsenal of pitches
2. Impeccable control
3. 1.70 ERA in 2018
4. A long-term contract extension with the Mets
5. The 2018 NL Cy Young Award
DeeH_NYC / Via twitter.com

#16 They are as funny as they are unique — like this one proving there is no Mr. Brightside.
No woman has all five
- Falling Asleep
- Calling a cab
- Having a smoke
- Taking a drag
- Going to bed, stomach is sick
natethegreat118 / Via twitter.com

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